7th
As Not So Much Requested
Ok so fair enough there wasn’t a major response or really any at all about the worst role I was offered. But let’s talk about it anyway. Maybe some shy fan of the Jerome meister wants to hear this dark tale, and I need to fulfill that unspoken request.
WORST ROLE EVER: Toilet Embezzlement Guy #4. In a student film entitled the “Whizzard of Oz.” A trip, right? Yeah no literally. Apparently that’s what happens when directors let hallucinogens do their creative thinking. I thought it looked like a really promising project cuz the director offered me cheese crackers and talked to me about the importance of psychofusion funatics…or something…but it turned out to be a bust. I had to sit in a closet wrapped in wet toilet paper for 86 minutes to “get into character,” and then they ended up cutting my part down to like, 3 seconds of on screen time. And I wasn’t even featured, just in the background behind an arguement between Alice in Wonderland and her pet manitee. I would have killed to play that manitee.
The things actors do for their art…*sigh* It’s a rough life, but I wouldn’t have it otherwise. I’d like to send out a special thank you in this entry to my friends and family for your incredible support. And mom - thanks for the care package, I really enjoyed the cookies. See you upstairs at dinner time.
“Some people look at the past and say, ‘why?’” I look at the future
and say, “why not?” -Martin Luther King, Jr. I think. I might be wrong on who said that. I’ll google it and get back to you.
Over and out.
